There’s not really any reason for this story, I was just happy to see Renee Zellwger and her boyfriend Bradley Cooper in the same frame. These photos are from yesterday – Bradley and Renee were leaving a movie theatre and dodging the paparazzi. Of course, Renee is doing most of the dodging, while Bradley looks totally over it. Is it just me, or do these two look like they have zero physical chemistry together? Maybe theirs is an intellectual love affair. Which, you know, isn’t the worst thing. I’ve had intellectual romantic relationships before, and it’s nice to have someone who stimulates you intellectually. But it’s also nice to get laid.
Anyway, there’s this blind item floating around that almost everybody thinks is Zellweger and The Coop. Here goes:
“Which sometime emaciated Hollywood A-lister is demanding that her people step up her arrangement with her current actor beau so that they get engaged quite soon, to help with publicity for her next movie? While he went along with the contracted relationship quite happily his star is rising fast enough for him to have second thoughts about the next step.”
[From Pop Bitch via Gawker]
Now, the Bradley-Cooper-is-gay rumors have been going around forever. My favorite variation on them is “Bradley is gay with Victor Garbor.” Think about that one for a while… doesn’t it seem like Bradley and Garbor would have a lot of physical chemistry together? Anyway, I’m not sure I believe the gay rumors. I think they’re a lot more likely for Bradley than Jake Gyllenhaal, but I’m not totally convinced. Sometimes Bradley beeps on my gaydar, sometimes he just seems… I don’t know, just like he’s a strange bird. But if I’m believing he’s gay, I’m totally down with that blind item. I could totally see how Renee could find herself in a sham marriage.
Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper in LA on December 21, 2009. Credit: WENN.
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